(Anonymous) 2013-01-23 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a professional writer.

I write the sales texts for underwear.

I wish I was joking, too.

+1

(Anonymous) 2013-01-23 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I spent a year as a profession writer writing out descriptions of online pictures for text readers. "Professional writer" doesn't have to mean "published novelist", morons.