Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
tbh these players are the reason i avoid the fandom and any frisks or charas entirely. not only is it potentially triggering to people, the whole thing comes off as them wanting to play a free therapy session and nothing else. no thank you.

Re: ayrt

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
but they still don't have to bring it up every time? "I know people who smoke/drink/do heroin" Ok? And? Does your character also or are you just mouth piecing them?

(general Yous here, not anon im replying to)

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
tempted to play L now

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I think its a shame all the big and fat wankers have been chased out. Jamie. Omega. Snow. Alison. Seph. All the others. I mean sure they were big and fat but at least they made things interesting.

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
L is fat

Re: ayrt

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
they're probably rather on the large side

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
i was chemically castrated... because of my weight.

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm dying help me. Thanks nonny.

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
someone somewhere probably headcanons this and they're serious

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He was just too fat. He had a body like a beanbag with another beanbag on top for the head. The only option left was chemical castration. It was for the good of all mankind.

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
no they were ugly sick fucks they can get in the bin

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
but what about his weak bones

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
SNAP SNAP SNAP

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"boy other people's misery sure is entertaining, i wish people who were around to inflict it for my amusement'

coward

cause the suffering yourself

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
bad engrish try again

Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I've always hated this too. Like the gratuitous ugly top surgery scars artists will put on every single character... Makes me feel bad about my own :( I wish they would do this less, it feels so fetishy.

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
L Is Rotund And Impotent

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Why do we have to tell anons every post to not use "engrish" as a term just say Broken English please.

Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
and what was the headcanon they had that was so bad or are you just confused?

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(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it a coincidence that L and Link begin with the same fat letter?? I think not.

Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean antman having a gratuitous sizekink macro/mini fetish is a pretty big headcanon, anon. And that was the entirety of the characterisation. So, who's confused here?

Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
im pretty sure that it is actually canon for eric ogrady because of how bad a character he is, and you still clearly mistook this for 'worst you've ever seen' thread

but nice attempted save, anon

Re: https://pastebin.com/T1vAdcFp

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
now he does not have meat on his bones they are vulnerable

Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
i ran into a fanartist on tumblr who headcanoned a character on trans and i got tired of them bringing up their trans headcanon all the time, mainly because the only way they brought it up was through the character mentioning his aching ribs which delayed his top surgery by a month. not picking out a new name, not dealing with hormones, just that one time he fucked up his ribs and had to have his top surgery delayed because of it.

the literal only way, all the time. he could be getting burgers with his friends and he's like 'yeah wow i couldn't eat burgers that one time i hurt my ribs and had to have my top surgery delayed'

Re: worst headcanon

(Anonymous) 2022-02-19 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
not surprised to hear this. americans gets triggered by cigarettes big time. mind you, i'm not trying to defend tabacco - it's awful and i'm glad a country somehow managed a campaign that achieved something for a change! but idk what that campaign *also* did that makes americans fucking lose it when it comes to cigarettes, fictional or not.