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so apparently L's player has been playing him as a victim of forced chemical castration to explain why he doesn't have sex

"i should probably add chemical castration by an abusive caretaker to my opt out"

ya think?????

I love how this comes up once yearly because they've been playing him with this headcanon for literally a decade

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seriously

who says dwrp isnt getting new blood?

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I was sitting here wondering why I feel like I've read this entire thread before and then I realised it's because this is how it goes every time it's brought up here lol

honestly i'm amazed this person is still around

... does he... need an explanation for that. in deer country?

lol seriously. this is peak "ma'am this is a wendy's" energy

no tea no shade but what a weird kink to have. like, I barely ever hear about this

uh did i totally miss something when i read death note...? because i don't remember anything like that ever being implied anywhere and that really isn't the sort of headcanon you just slap on a character and call it a day

nope it's not in canon at all.

It's weird but Batty crying and shaking over it also makes me roll my eyes. Stupidity all around.

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this headcanon is bad but not as bad as i was expecting

wow i thought this was going to be way weirder than it was. leave it to the asexies to flip the fuck out over a sort of reasonable 'i don't want to assign a sexuality to a character due to trauma' take

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Why do I feel like the creators said they couldn’t imagine L having sex because he’s a weird man who looks like he would smell bad and no one wants to fuck him, not because of chemical castration.

Death Note anons, is he supposed to have some kind of sex appeal I’m blind to?

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Lol it's lexil how is anyone surprised
I'm more surprised she didn't just headcanon L being raped by Watari since that's her thing

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the funniest part about this paste is that they were like o yea he has bad bone density from it

not bad bone density, the trauma of it all

why the fuck does there need to be a reason to not have sex????? unless you're leading people into having sex with your character or its a sex game (in which case why did you app), there shouldnt need to be a reason????

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sure didn’t have death note rp wank on my 2022 bingo card

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I knew exactly which L player this was before having to confirm which L was at deer. Last I recall her blasting this kink around without content warnings, she said that L had chemically castrated himself because hormones made it too hard to focus during puberty or smth. Guess that wasn't edgy enough for her.

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Glad someone pointed out how unpleasant, weird, and inconsiderate L's player is being.

Annoyed that it had to be Batty trying to pressure people into playing with ace headcanons again.

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this is my favorite bad dn headcanon bar none

Does anyone else roleplay L on this site? I don't think I've seen another L in games besides this one, for years.

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