253: abandon me harder daddy

[ryanongosling]

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PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

why are webcomic fans so profoundly hyperdefensive

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[(Anonymous)]

we all have our down in the dumps or depressive episodes, but when every plurk turns into a woe is me or a thinly veiled cry for asspats it gets exhausting and the masses can only reassure for so long before it feels like screaming into the wind

making plans, deleting plurks, and keep talking about games even though you're not mentally in a place to rp or tag consistently, it's time to take a step back and focus on your mental health ffs

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

when you say please only add my plurk if we have cr or if we've plotted for cr and you still get several requests from players that just mass add everyone in game

yes, i decline, and my fault i guess for listing my plurk somewhere semi-public, but it's still irritating

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[(Anonymous)]

i know this was brought up last post, but since i just saw it on my timeline again, i have to say: god, it is SO tacky to put up an ebegging plurk and then ping specific people into it as if they're your own personal sugar daddies

pp them at the very fucking least if you want their money in particular, this is embarrassing

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Why do people who spam their gofundmes always feel the need to specify their gender/race/orientation/whatever disabilities or autism or whatever they have in its header? Do they think it makes them more entitled to the money of strangers than just being some random straight white neurotypical male? Do they think we're going to sit here all "oh no you poor oppressed woobie let me give you a hundred dollars that I can't actually afford to give you!!"

I don't care that you're a gay trans non-white person with autism, everybody in dwrp is some flavor of that these days. Just tell us the reason you need the money, tell us how much you need, and stop trying to guilt people into giving it to you by front loading your GFM with irrelevant bullshit that you're clearly just trying to exploit.

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[(Anonymous)]

"who wants to see my blood?"

no one, wtf

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"I feel cute today!!"

Selfie is of a middle aged woman who has deliberately styled her hair like a toddler who just rolled out if bed, so much hair gel it looks like she's balding

Long upper lip hairs, several stray eyebrow hairs, no makeup at all aside from super bright pink or red lipstick that looks incredibly out of place

Surprisingly not overweight but still looks like she has a double chin thanks to the unflattering angle of the photo. The positioning of the camera adds a horse face affect and makes her nose look absolutely massive

Cute glasses though if that's what you meant

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[(Anonymous)]

presses my finger to your lips

shhh you don't need to apologize for your character's very mild snark every 20 seconds

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[(Anonymous)]

If you have multiple plurk accounts to keep rp/rl/etc separate then I am begging you not to have slightly different pics of the same anime boy as the pfp for both. I can't tell where I can be real and where I should filter and that's gonna hurt YOU

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[(Anonymous)]

please for the love of god stop spending three hours a day on plurk writing essays about your character and do the giant stagnant inbox of tags for the character you're writing essays about

"wow i didn't have time to hit my inbox this week" gee i wonder why

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[(Anonymous)]

"Where would you like our cr to go?" ANYWHERE just reply to your fucking tags

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[(Anonymous)]

people need to stop jumping into conversations and making it all about them

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[(Anonymous)]

please for the love of god just get off plurk, touch grass, and talk to real people. i just had you for a week but the amount of pa vagueplurks you've had about people not wanting you around because they didn't reply to a fucking plurk meme or didn't tag you within two days is driving me nuts.

yeah yeah i can just remove them and i will, i'm just flabbergasted that there are people who still act like this. this is such a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

saying it’s a “pet peeve” when people are upset about not getting tagbacks all the while only focusing on your absolute faves and contributing to the toxic atmosphere in the first place 🥴

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[(Anonymous)]

dealbreakers: actual ac requirements, can't you just trust that i wont be a flake teehee

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[(Anonymous)]

the amount of flakes putting up where would you like our cr to go memes is astounding. do they have no selfawareness?

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[(Anonymous)]

I've seen plenty of wild things pop up on Plurk, but posting about your kid pooping on the floor and then just shifting gears to complain about losing remote work?

Might be time to reconsider priorities. Maybe it's a good time to quit your job so you can focus on parenting.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"Where do you want our CR to go?" "Could my character seduce yours?" "Would you ship with my characters?" All of these and more could be answered by you actually doing your tags

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[(Anonymous)]

a lot of you people like to lie or are hypochondriacs but you're all so bad at convincingly faking your 1000 combined medical conditions.

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[(Anonymous)]

it's june, time for all the privileged white afab people that exclusively fuck and marry straight white cis amab people to talk about how very queer and oppressed they are. their lives are so hard.

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[(Anonymous)]

no i do not have a crush on you, random barbie-smashing acquaintances on the internet

i thought we all agreed that shit was creepy and parasocial a decade and a half ago

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[(Anonymous)]

Watching firebenderjess bitch about DWRP not communicating when she basically sprung gross bullshit on people by not communicating clearly herself.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

I think announcing you use chatgpt to help you understand your character is really not knowing how to read your audience. If you can't figure them out without ai, why are you rping? How many tags are you using ai on?

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

complaining about your cr is not going to encourage people to tag you, i thought we all knew this by now