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245: Tone Death Rapture: Championship Edition : Tournament Edition

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gsai, i know you're reading this, and you know damned well you have a long, well-documented history of shitty behavior in this hobby going back nearly a decade

you're either a liar or the least self-aware person in history

This is why imo despite what everyone says gsai is one of the worst wankers we've ever had. Even Ken and Snow and Stormy seemed to realize they'd burnt all their bridges and fucked off. Gsai meanwhile just won't go away no matter what happens. They seem to be so deluded or obstinate that they can't even see what they've done is wrong. They're a scourge on this hobby and have been for years.

No one wants your apology gsai. We want you to fuck off.

the male wankers always seem to take a few years longer for the realization to sink in (stormy, hellion, that antman, probably others i'm forgetting) but gsai at this point is self-defined solely by wanting to stick around this hobby out of pure cluster b spite. i don't even think gsai has any passion for or interest in writing and of itself, the writing is just a tool to keep spitting in the face of everyone who has been what gsai undoubtedly and ironically thinks of as "my haters"

how long can hate hold a thing together? look at yourself for the answer to that one, gsai

"that antmant"? Ive never heard of any antman wank

tell me more plz

a macro/micro kinkpusher, iirc

now by micro do you mean he's into shit like vore and crawling into holes, or in the sense that he only 'kind of' kink-pushes often without meaning to, but we should still treat him like Stormy or That Master because there's no such thing as being only micro-annoyed about it?

i actually have very little idea, this guy was already an old meme even when i got here

wankgate hivemind, help

i'm pretty sure he was into crawling into holes, don't remember anything about vore

apparently he played like the shittiest incarnation of antman too, eric o' grady?

i still have no idea how that character was approved for publication

an antman whose gimmick was watching women undress while shrunk. he was like some flist neckbeard's oc brought to horrible cringy life

(related to the player, they also played a talking baby dragon iirc. who also had a micro/shrinking kink)

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youre telling me

there was an antman out there

who wouldve been into going up thanos's butthole?

MY GOD. we couldve had it all

the link's lost to time, but i remember seeing a thread of this antman rping with a black widow, where he offered to crawl into her nipple ducts

sit inside the tit

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da. ive never interacted with gsai all these years ive rped nor do i have any personal beef with them. but i want them to fuck off simply because i am so sick of hearing about them over and over again. shit gets repetitive.

So sick of hearing about gsai. When will we get a new big name wanker to get excited about. It's way past time for gsai to leave so I never have to hear about him again.

never. we chased off all the other big-name wankers, including snow and "I Didn't Mean To Be Rude, Did You Send The Tag?" girl. gsai is the final boss of dwrp. if he ever does fuck off, it's because there is no longer a dwrp left for him to terrorize.

i used to think gsai wank was just boring and repetitive and skimmed past it whenever it came up, but someone linking the rpa mod's reasoning for banning him (and the thread that accompanied it) was pretty insane

he'd literally join a game and sit in its thread sameanoning about how the mods didn't listen to the players, there were so many problems, etc., and then swear up and down that he cared about whatever game and he would never do that

but in retrospect, who knows how many games he's fractured and/or mods he's stressed out over the entire time he's been in dwrp just by sitting around jerking himself off because he perceived some mod as dismissing a genius idea he had, or whatever

at least two games, and that's just from mods i know personally. now it's three if you count jgkc

i'm pretty sure at this point that most of the "gsai wank is boring!" narrative was a forced meme pushed by gsai himself

you have to give the little fucker credit, he may be the most annoying shitstain denise ever suffered to grace dwrp but when it comes to wank derailment he took it almost to an art form. is it possible to turn being pathetic into an art form? if so, gsai is the rembrandt of pathetic terminally online manchildren

we absolutely the fuck do not have to give him credit for anything. this person contributes nothing worth admiring and needs to fuck off to a faraway land so i never have to hear about his tiresome ass again

go outside

i would but your humongous cottage cheese ass is blocking the door

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if it's either gsai or ten pages of smut vs gen wank i'll take gsai every time

now hold on just a god damn minute there, beatrice

why not both? does gsai prefer smut or gen? and if it's gen, does this mean i have even more reason to persecute the untouchables that are the gen untermencschen?

anon, jigokucho was filled with stupid prompts like "measure how much dick you can take with a tape measure"

gsai would be team puritans are ruining dw

we can still persecute them for liking lolis or whatever