245: Tone Death Rapture: Championship Edition : Tournament Edition

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GAME HATE

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Duplicity

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CANON HATE

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FFXIV

[(Anonymous)]

not only am i sick of this dumb overhyped overexposed game smearing its ass all over every fandom space on the internet but also 'emet-selch' is the dumbest, most disgusting name for a character i'm apparently supposed to take seriously

sounds like a liver condition

NAMEDROPPING

[(Anonymous)]

G/GSAI/GONSAI*

[(Anonymous)]

*included for transparency, don't try to start any "wahhh deadnaming" bs

former mod and creator of jigokchu and long-term pain in the ass who's been banned from multiple games and recently bakerstreet. tried to appeal the latter ban to no avail

https://pastebin.com/dB2AWbPf
https://i.imgur.com/NHTq1og.png

how can one person be so delusional

MOD'S PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Re: MOD'S PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

mod... singular?

but which mod

GAME PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Re: GAME PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

three different people have told me a mild horror story about this person in our game now, i wish people would go to the mods. i can't because it has nothing to do with me, but if i was a mod i would like to be aware of a pattern of behaviour that could potentially escalate (example three people who all have stories of this person telling them they shipped their characters after one thread and being very aggressive about confirming a monogamous relationship, or three stories of someone privately approaching people on discord to tell them so and so plays a problematic character and should be avoided, or just three things that individually wouldn't break the game rules or could just be personalities clashing, but all together is concerning.)

tldr wish people would keep the mods in the loop instead of just doing a weird whisper campaign.

PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Idk if it's a pet peeve as much as it is a concern, but that parent on your timeline who mostly seems to complain about their kid whenever they mention them, and has on at least one occasion expressed regret over having said kid. I get needing to vent when times are frustrating, but isn't this the sort of venting that is better kept off of a platform where a bunch if random strangers can read it (this is a public plurk)?

IDK I'm childfree so I can't really relate but I feel like bitching about your child to strangers is in poor taste

MEME PET PEEVES

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Re: MEME PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

Why is that gen only meme comm still a thing?

[(Anonymous)]

this is the worst gif in the world. delete this post.

[hateboner]

Get me a different one then

[(Anonymous)]

the return of dad!

[(Anonymous)]

hi dad

[(Anonymous)]

everyone keeps mentioning dad but i don't see pedro pascal in here

[(Anonymous)]

who do you think runs the hateboner account

[(Anonymous)]

Honest question because I’m curious - why do we keep coming back to wankgate? I have been out of rp for a long while and recently checked in to tag casually and am honestly surprised to see it’s still active, albeit slower. In my case, I definitely still visit wankgate to keep up-to-date with the community out of curiosity but kinda hate myself for bothering to. Are we still coming back here ten years later? I hope not.

[(Anonymous)]

Habit. Coming to wankgate is like brushing teeth or checking the weather. Just something we've done for so long that we can't help ourselves.

[(Anonymous)]

spank me daddy

[(Anonymous)]

Out of curiosity, what would a big name wanker have to do to be forgiven around here? If they apologized to their victims and owned up to what they'd done, would you forgive them? If they came back and played here without falling back on their old habits, would you play with them again?

Not Gsai obviously. They've already shown they're incapable of understanding what they did wrong.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah, except for the ones who have personally wronged me because fuck em

[(Anonymous)]

all right which of you bitches brought amat hang gliding to reddit and why??

[(Anonymous)]

my favorite wankgate thing these days is when someone finds out about that reddit post and comes here to ask Why

i’m sorry i cannot answer for you though anon cause i do know why either

[(Anonymous)]

jesus christ is that eddie

he's ugly as all get out

[(Anonymous)]

sounds very much like a you problem

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[(Anonymous)]

Are there any players you can’t stand for no specific reason? Like something about them just rubs you the wrong way and you don’t know what it is?

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[(Anonymous)]

everyone who plays from mcu

[(Anonymous)]

you know what, fuck you

*moderns your AU*

[(Anonymous)]

no you know what

fuck YOU

*uncoffees your shop*

DO GAMES ALL FEEL THE SAME THESE DAYS?

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen this complaint a few times. Is it true, or is it just more noticeable now that we've shrunk in size? If you think it's true, what are you tired of seeing in games? What would you like to see that would feel different?

Re: DO GAMES ALL FEEL THE SAME THESE DAYS?

[(Anonymous)]

how about we not wank on very new game that crops up

then we might see more of them, and by extension, more variety

[(Anonymous)]

does wg find any live action character/actor attractive? we spend so much time downing real people's looks that i wonder if we're in the '3d pig disgusting' camp.

[(Anonymous)]

of course we do, it's just that we know what will happen if we say it out loud

[(Anonymous)]

FATHER, YOU HAVE RETURNED

UNWRITTEN RULES

[(Anonymous)]

what unwritten rules do you keep for how you roleplay or who you roleplay with?

e.g. people get three strikes regarding threads they can flake on before you just stop reaching out. no smut on the first thread.

Re: UNWRITTEN RULES

[(Anonymous)]

dude, imagine being able to be this picky wtf

[(Anonymous)]

i've got a legit question for you anons inspired by one of the plurk pet peeves thread right now. have you ever legitimately seen anyone actually consistently begging week after week or month after month and honestly getting enough money to live by from their friends without offering anything in return? the only cases where i've seen someone shamelessly begging for their friends to donate to their gofundme without offering anything in return is usually when there's an emergency with their pet and a lot of people do donate to those because we all love our own pets and are sympathetic. but every other instance of 'i need $200 for rent due at the end of the week' is usually accompanied by 'buy an art commission/icon commission/tarot card reading from me.'

i've been on plurk a lone time. i have a lot people friended and see a lot of replurked shit but the idea of 'the rper living at their mom and dad's house in the basement who refuses to get a job and so lives off all the donations they receive from plurk' is starting to feel more like an rper urban legend than an actual thing that still happens.

[(Anonymous)]

yes, i have

i feel guilty bringing this person up because they passed away a few years back but at least half of their entire plurk history consisted of nothing but shameless begging for one emergency after another. they weren't living with mom and dad (and tbf i've never seen that as part of the stereotype anyway), but they had no concept of budgeting so every time some problem came up in their life they hit plurk to jingle the gofundme can.

i've been around a long time too and in my experience the e-begger stereotype isn't someone still living at home, it's someone like the above person. out on their own, but completely unable to budget or set aside any money for emergencies. whether they offer some token thing like icons or tarot readings really isn't the point. the point is the sustained burden they put on their timeline by using friends as their break-in-case-of-emergency savings accounts versus just putting away twenty bucks or so each paycheck and taking responsibility for themselves.

[(Anonymous)]

christ

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, my child? 🧔‍♀️

[(Anonymous)]

this is the stupidest argument in the world

[(Anonymous)]

i genuinely hate everyone here

[(Anonymous)]

this was years and years ago, but does anyone remember the time someone decided to advertise their weird nazi porn novel on the anon comms (or maybe it was just rpa?)

i just now remembered it was a thing today for some reason, and it's so bizarre and surreal that i have to know if anyone remembers what novel it was

[(Anonymous)]

oh jesus god in heaven i do remember

i don't remember the title or like who the nazi weirdo was