245: Tone Death Rapture: Championship Edition : Tournament Edition

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Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

that is why you dont pay people to play in your game, you just sprinkle some little rewards to those who already are. you can also offer rewards as a contest, like "we're giving away a year's paid to the acct with the most comments on the tdm, and 3 icon packages to the 3 runners up." im not going to get into the mechanics of why this works but if you think about it a little while maybe it will occur to you

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"that is why you dont pay people to play in your game, you just sprinkle some little rewards to those who already are."

these are functionally the same thing is what you're missing

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

yeah i guess they are the same thing if you have a little hamster running on a hamster wheel where your brain used to be

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

"no sir mr government don't have employees, i have ✨️rewarded volunteers✨️ which is a wholly different concept"

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

who is the government in this analogy

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

it's not an analogy im making fun of you

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

youre doing it incompetently, which undermines your attempted attack on my competence. im spelling this out for you because youre stupid.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

apparently not if you're this mad

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

im less mad than the people who reply to me.

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

lol

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

flawless victory

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

love how they didn't escape the mad accusations even in their own comment

sa

[(Anonymous)]

also i said they're functionally the same thing, you dipshit

as in

it functions in the same way as paying people to be more active in your game

if this is how shit you are with the written word tho i can see why you would come to this just to get some play

Re: sa

[(Anonymous)]

it doesnt function the same way tho, as very recent evidence will attest

Re: sa

[(Anonymous)]

don't think anyone has confirmed parthas players are actually being paid or offered financial rewards to play in the game, just that they would be offered in future

Re: sa

[(Anonymous)]

They said in their opening announcement plurk that they'd reward active players after the first three months or something

Re: sa

[(Anonymous)]

has it happened yet

ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

No the game opened in February

Re: ayrt

[(Anonymous)]

ok, so they are still on paper functionally the same

glad we cleared that up team

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

is this the parthas mod again?

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

i don't think they have the insults comedy skills to reach the lofty heights of hamster wheel in brain, judging by their other comments

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

nah they could pick that up from the Saturday morning cartoons that are on their level easy peasy

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

imo not "drunk facebook aunt" enough, as another anon put it

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

her attempts really had that wine-smell tinge of "i have a mortgage, anyone who doesn't like me has blue hair and is just jealous of my success and high regard within the community, i am NOT mad and i don't know what owned means in this context"

Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

[(Anonymous)]

that's still paying people to play in your game though, you're just making it cute and competitive (in a really dumb way)