251: back in my day wank meant something

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[(Anonymous)]

how dare people enjoy things other than shipping

Re: SYNFLUX

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe give the mods feedback on the next feedback post

[(Anonymous)]

when u guys go in a public restroom and the toilet seat is still up from being cleaned (in this hypothetical it is a single toilet bathroom) do you use your foot to put the seat down to use or do you lose your mind

please answer in a concise manner

[(Anonymous)]

It’s the same train of thought as “don’t tell anyone what you’re doing because your brain will think that’s enough and not follow thru to the end” and it’s legitimate psyche stuff

[(Anonymous)]

i complain to the manager

[(Anonymous)]

the manager is too busy because there is 1000 other people in the store what do you do

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

ngl the art style (and unfunny humor) instantly murdered my interest in ever playing the game

it literally looked like a fan trailer

[(Anonymous)]

i rip the door off the hinges and leave it sideways to display dominance and express my dissatisfaction

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

genuinely asking: have you been around for the release of a dragon age game before? the cinematic trailers have always been like this (kind of ugly, weirdly written, & not representative of the actual game at release). i'm surprised people are surprised

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

+1

i was also put off at first look but that's bioware tbh. at least they're steering away from the uncanny valley shit.

[(Anonymous)]

I grab a square of toilet paper to put it down with my hand because I'm not mentally incapacitated

[(Anonymous)]

ableism!!

i complain to the manager

[(Anonymous)]

okay sorry if i'm misreading here but is the implication here that the normal thing to do is to put the seat down with your foot? because that is absolutely not normal. just put it down with your fucking hands dude. use a square of toilet paper if you're really that freaked out about germs.

[(Anonymous)]

There is no surface on this or any other planet that i would be comfortable sitting on but not touching with my hands.

if you're too germophobic to touch a public toilet seat, how are you planting your ass on it

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

Da here but I have been here since the first. Usually the trailers look different, I'll give you that, but never this bad. Hell in some cases they looked BETTER than the release.

This looks like mobile game quality.

[(Anonymous)]

If it's just been cleaned I just move it with a finger. I'm washing my hands on the way out anyway so 🤷

[(Anonymous)]

i put it down with my foot to make everyone in this thread unhappy

[(Anonymous)]

i shit my pants

[(Anonymous)]

Which is so weird like. Why did our brains evolve to do that. thinking about doing thing is more fulfilling than doing thing. In what universe is that useful

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

yes, and i'm surprised you're surprised people are surprised

i agree that da trailers have never been good but this was a different order of magnitude imo, and combined with the news that it was intended to be live-service relatively recently, i think everyone's disappointment is warranted

we'll see what happens tomorrow but if the gameplay looks like a dragon age and not a half-assed blizzard game i'll be shocked

[(Anonymous)]

just want to point out that this is not normal psychology, this is adhd psychology

normal brains do reward people for doing the actual thing

Re: BAD CHARACTER DESIGNS

[(Anonymous)]

Any character drawn by Hisashi Hirai.

Absolutely hideous

[(Anonymous)]

cavesponge meme

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

trying way too fucking hard to appeal to zoomers and the fortnight/league of legends crowd

ea is going to kill this franchise

Re: DRAGON AGE

[(Anonymous)]

you're right that dragon age has always been ugly but looking like fortnite characters is weird as hell