sa

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
oh shit this is wg i need to be edgy. uuuh spits in ur mouth?

Re: +1

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
oh wait ota means 'open to anyone/all'? i thought it meant 'open to ass,' as in m/m but i get to top

Re: MEME PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
smut players are slut players

Re: MEME PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
my ASs isSHI ting

Re: MEME PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
you seem to be taking a wankgate discussion seriously

huge mistake

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a bakerstreet throat goat meme just for shits and giggles.

ayrt

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you know what? i'm for it. throat goat deserves to be jigokucho's legacy

Re: da

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i laughed out loud

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-13 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm so confused by these people. So many conflicting messages:

> So here’s where the money stands: we need $6553 to cover the movers and the cars. Then we’ll be DONE.

> Ahahahhahahahha the car shipping company? Says they’ll be here TOMORROW for the cars. We leave at nine am tomorrow morning for our flight

> I vacuumed the front hallway last night so that’s done. But we gotta get all the garbage out to vacuum anywhere else

The shipping company is taking the cars even though they're owed money? Is their stuff staying behind if they can't pay them or the movers before they get on their flight? Why can they only vacuum one single hallway? How much garbage is in this place?

I want to help but how can someone (two people) need $6500 but also have zero contingency to just get on a plane if they haven't paid for their cars to be shipped or their movers? So confused.

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
and get 2 more repub senators? no thank you. they can move to oklahoma.

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
it's all fun and games when the state fails until you realize they still get equal rep in congress and your non-failing state has to subsidize their shithole

ayrt

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, i had rpanons open next to this tab, it was my bad for mixing the two up

spits in ur mouth apologetically

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
ota: open to all coomers

Re: MEME PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
yeah i've never used 'ota' to mean anything other than "open to all genders for shipping" and i didn't realize other people used it differently. if i have specific pairings/prompts i'm not into playing i always just put stuff like that in the comment itself.

Re: MEME PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
i hallucinated clippy while reading this

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
otac, blockhead

Re: LETTERS YOU'LL NEVER SEND

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
please be nice to me

Re: LETTERS YOU'LL NEVER SEND

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
fleas ticks mosquitos
really bother

Re: LETTERS YOU'LL NEVER SEND

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
finally someone answered correctly

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
youre telling me

there was an antman out there

who wouldve been into going up thanos's butthole?

MY GOD. we couldve had it all

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
the link's lost to time, but i remember seeing a thread of this antman rping with a black widow, where he offered to crawl into her nipple ducts

sit inside the tit

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
he had a breeding kink with the tiny dragon and one of the things he could not understand was that, when he put up posts about his tiny dragon frolicking with the inter species freak children people thought it was weird

he was like ‘I’m not threading the bestiality RIGHT NOW god, I’m merely showing that it happened and talking about it’

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I sorta hope they keep the cars as collateral.

(frozen comment) Re: PLURK PET PEEVES

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
those sorts of companies usually require a deposit and then invoice after the work is completed so it's possible but just very very stupid and irresponsible to go ahead without the means to pay them afterwards

if they can't pay they'll probably be facing legal action of some kind and possibly repossession so look out for future money begging plurks asking for funds to cover that

(Anonymous) 2023-03-14 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
was the black widow mewling_quim